Move all commands into commands/ subdirectory

8 files changed, 87 insertions, 0 deletions

diff --git a/commands/boobs b/commands/boobs
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+#!/usr/local/bin/lua
+
+print("nice")
diff --git a/commands/booktime b/commands/booktime
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+++ b/commands/booktime
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+#!/usr/bin/env bash
+
+# inspired by and using data from https://literature-clock.jenevoldsen.com/
+
+# $2 = noa!noa@localhost
+NICK="${2%!*}"
+[ -z "$NICK" ] && NICK="$(whoami)"
+
+# the following timezone logic is taken from /town/our/timefor <3
+ip=$(finger $NICK 2>/dev/null | egrep -o -m 1 '([0-9]{1,3}\.){3}[0-9]{1,3}')
+[[ -z $ip ]] && ip=$(finger $1 2>/dev/null | egrep -o -i -m 1 '([0-9a-f]){1,4}(:([0-9a-f]){1,4}){1,7}')
+[[ -n $ip ]] && TIMEZONE=$(curl -s "https://ipapi.co/$ip/timezone")
+
+TIME=$(TZ=$TIMEZONE date "+%H:%M")
+SENTS="/town/our/data/booktime.psv"
+
+awk -F '|' -v time="$TIME" \
+	'{ if ($1 == time) { print $3 "   --" $5 ", " $4  } else {next }}' "$SENTS" \
+	| shuf \
+	| tail -n1
+
diff --git a/commands/combination b/commands/combination
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+++ b/commands/combination
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+#!/usr/bin/env bash
+
+eval set -- "$1"
+
+PIZZAHUT="${1^^}"
+TACOBELL="${2^^}"
+
+N=$((1 + $RANDOM % 3))
+
+case $N in
+	1)
+		echo "I'M AT THE COMBINATON" "$PIZZAHUT" "AND" "$TACOBELL"
+		;;
+	2)
+		echo "WE'RE AT THE COMBINATON" "$PIZZAHUT" "AND" "$TACOBELL"
+		;;
+	3)
+		echo "WE AT THE COMBINATON" "$PIZZAHUT" "AND" "$TACOBELL"
+		;;
+esac
diff --git a/commands/hug b/commands/hug
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+++ b/commands/hug
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+#!/usr/bin/env sh
+
+echo "*hugs* ${1}"
diff --git a/commands/news b/commands/news
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+++ b/commands/news
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+#!/usr/bin/env sh
+
+echo no news is good news
diff --git a/commands/wave b/commands/wave
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+++ b/commands/wave
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+#!/usr/local/bin/lua
+
+math.randomseed(os.time())
+local rand=math.random(2)
+if rand == 1 then
+	print("o/")
+else
+	print("\\o")
+end
diff --git a/commands/wotd b/commands/wotd
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+++ b/commands/wotd
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+#!/usr/bin/env python3
+
+from urllib.request import Request, urlopen
+from bs4 import BeautifulSoup
+
+req = Request("https://www.oed.com/", headers={"User-Agent": "Mozilla/5.0"})
+soup = BeautifulSoup(urlopen(req), "html.parser")
+
+#wotd_div = soup.find('div', attrs={'class': 'wotd'})
+#wotd_word = word_div.find('a').get_text()
+wotd_word = soup.find("div", attrs={"class": "wotd"}).h3.a.get_text()
+
+
+print("The oxford english dictionary word of the day is " + wotd_word + "!")
+
diff --git a/commands/y b/commands/y
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+++ b/commands/y
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+#!/usr/bin/env bash
+
+N=$((1 + $RANDOM % 2))
+
+case $N in
+        1)
+                echo "y"
+                ;;
+	2)
+		echo "HONK"
+		;;
+esac
+